Chips Ahoy Mate!

At first, my kidnapping scared me. But once I realized my new master was fabulous, I have settled in quite nicely in my new life. No more desert living for me!

CHIPS AHOY MATE!

My New Home

Well my new home has a nice name so i imaging it will be nice and luxurious!

MiMi Times!

After my long ride from the primitive lands of Colton, I had trouble sleeping. My new master gave me the secret to sleeping well: eyeshades. Not only did I sleep like a baby, but I looked fierce! You go girl!

New Day!

Ahhh! a new day in my new life. My master says that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. So today we dine on pork rinds...the breakfast of champions!

Laundry

My new master says she will teach me the secrets of staying beautiful if i help her out with some chores. Anything for mylady!

Even a nutcracker can be beautiful

Mirror, mirror on a crowded table, who's the most beautiful nutcracker of them all?

Mylady!

Ahh mylady is so wonderful. She smalls like roses on a spring morning! At first I though she was evil--especially after the fireplace incident, but I realize she is quite the sparkling star! Mylady, I am in your debt for freeing me from the savage land of the hernandez master!